Introductory Fart Jokes

You ever fart so hard grandpa hits the deck?
It's usually very difficult to blame your fart on someone else, unless you're in a nursing home.
You know you just had a really good fart when your buddy tries to claim it.
Women are lucky. You can let out a little bitty fart and everyone thinks it's cute. When a guy lets out a little bitty fart, his friends call him a pussy.
There are already methane powered cars. But if someone makes a fart powered car, you can bet that Taco Bell stocks will skyrocket.
Why is it that nobody cares if you pee in the pool, but if one person farts the entire place empties?
Some people consider thunder to be god's fart. If that's true, aren't meteorites god taking a dump?

Aaaaand that's all I got.

ConVito